trends and photomadness

is it a bird?
is it a plane?
no its photo day at mitcham girls high school!
and you better watch out!

school is full of many unpleasant things that must be done

and photo day may be the worst of them all

injections?

who cares

exams?

meh

photoday?

its time to shit your pants

at mitcham and and many other schools

photo day is the one day a year everyone tries to look their best and out do their friends

and enemys

i personally woke up at 5:45 am on photo day to try and recreate my last school photo

where to be honest

i looked pretty fancy

but i should know better not to recreate these things

and i bet now my photo will be worse than ever

it wouldn't be such a big deal if we didn't have to have these stupid fake pictures on our ids

all year

i think in my class shot i looked obese and dead

i was sitting front row centre

like wtf

i am the second tallest girl in my class

we had to say words like

happy

ledgend

and weetibix

now try saying those words

and pause while in the middle of saying them

that is probably what my face looks like in the picture

then the induviduals

i think last year my photo turned out so good because i was practically assalted during it

because i had braces i was gunna smile with my mouth closed

i get in and one of the stupid photographers was like

say happy

big smile

show me your pearly whites

say cheese

all the while i was doing my mouth closed smile i had been practicing for weeks

she then got angry

MOVE YOUR FRINGE OUT OF YOUR EYES!

SAY HAPPY!

i moved my fringe but didn't say happy

her distress was amusing

my photo ended up me looking into the distance with a smug no teeth smile on my face

but this year i just walked in and smiled with my teeth

i have no idea how it turned out

and honestly don't want to know

i will be faced by the realisation of this in a few weeks

trends, trends, trends

some things are in one day

out the next

but my new trend has lasted 3 days so far without getting banned

everyone clap

my new trend is legwarmers and it has passed the 3 day mark

lasting longer than any of my previous trends

i so far have 2 followers

and have been asked alot where i got my legwarmers from

so hopefully i will have more followers soon

yew yew

i think i will wrap this up

with a rap

about tomorrows and valentines day events for me

yo yo yo
tomorrow i will go to school
to get an education and let my trends rule
my best girls caity meg ju and emily
are staying in my front room with me
to watch me umpire netball and play sardines
cause we are ultra hip teens
on the day of love we are going out
to charlies diner, everyone shout!
now my main man harry will wrap this bitch up for us