ebay and stomach pains

i have been writing alot of poems lately

none good enough for you to see yet

but i was thinking with a bit of tuning up these poems could be songs one days

maybe i'll sell them to taylor

or do what paris hilton did and make my crappy voice good by using effects

i will call my debut album

'ebay and stomach pains'

mainly because the last few days while i have been writing these

i have been engorged in ebay

and in immense suffering due to stomach pains

i will start off with ebay

i am selling all of my beanie kids

all like 120 of them

and also browsing for super cute items of course

its ebay, why not

and for the last few days i have been feeling unwell,

not being able to eat full meals, throwing up, and deranged sleep paterns

'but lord behold bethany isn't eating everything i thrust at her' says mother

so now she thinks i have gone annorexic and is force feeding me

and also making me drink apple and blackcurrent flavoured urine

because quote 'do you want to have to go to hospital and be put on a drip'

the answer to that is of course no

but i definatley do not have to be subjected to drink this foul beverage ever half hour

on to other news today i tried to set a trend and was once again unsucsessful

dang it,

todays top trend was buttons done all the way up and ribbon around neck

gossip girl style

but no, these conformist teachers have it out for me and my trends

i may just have to join the uniform committe

in the words of ronald weasley from harry potter puppet pals i must say to trannie and kerr kerr

'why must you hurt me this way'

i keep on coming up with these cool trends and having to stop them right away

first it was suspenders

that lasted a day and a half before kerr kerr swooped down and stopped me

like wtf

he wears diamante cuflinks

D&G belts and a multitude of purple shirts

not to mention his long pointy italian shoes

but noooo suspenders are evil and musn't be worn

and today with trannie making me take out my ribbon

grrr at her!

what is with these people crushing our induviduality

how dare they

but on a brighter note

meg wore her bright yellow spence shirt to school today

it was an 'awful colour' and made her blind me while getting onto the bus

but this must only mean one thing

well a few things were possible

i will give you options

a)something to do with spence
b)she wants to be a builder
c)she wants to be a fireman
d)she is blind

the correct answer for those of you that guessed was of course C

being inspired by the recent bush fires meg has decided to do something for the community

you too could join the cfs at http://www.cfs.sa.gov.au/site/home.jsp

nah that was all a joke

the correct answer was a

it was swimming carnival sign up day

and i have signed up for more than half the events

this will be fun :)

i hope

lol

well i must go off to write a book reveiw for a layout website

and get into megs latest trend polyvore

so before you click the little X in the corer of the page

i wanna make you smile incase you haven't already


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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bye bye xx

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