when ever you look at me i wish i was her

i hope this will be a quick post

i just wanna say a few things

first of all i will say the fun stuff

like

check out this song i love it



and how kelly was meant to pick amy up at 6.30 and its now its 42 past 18

but this post has a more important message

and i will say it now

because i know if i don't say it now

i might never say it at all

i had a certain friend who i loved dearly

but she did something so despicable i could not beleive it

and we were very close

and she had entrsted things in me

but now i am glad i hadn't had the same trust in her

or i would of been in a worse position now

because at the drop of a hat she changes

and i can never forgive her for what she has done to me

tonight i will cry for you

not for the friendship we have lost

but for the way it all burned out

you are dead to me now

rest in peace, lost friend

nobody can save you now.

trends and photomadness

is it a bird?
is it a plane?
no its photo day at mitcham girls high school!
and you better watch out!

school is full of many unpleasant things that must be done

and photo day may be the worst of them all

injections?

who cares

exams?

meh

photoday?

its time to shit your pants

at mitcham and and many other schools

photo day is the one day a year everyone tries to look their best and out do their friends

and enemys

i personally woke up at 5:45 am on photo day to try and recreate my last school photo

where to be honest

i looked pretty fancy

but i should know better not to recreate these things

and i bet now my photo will be worse than ever

it wouldn't be such a big deal if we didn't have to have these stupid fake pictures on our ids

all year

i think in my class shot i looked obese and dead

i was sitting front row centre

like wtf

i am the second tallest girl in my class

we had to say words like

happy

ledgend

and weetibix

now try saying those words

and pause while in the middle of saying them

that is probably what my face looks like in the picture

then the induviduals

i think last year my photo turned out so good because i was practically assalted during it

because i had braces i was gunna smile with my mouth closed

i get in and one of the stupid photographers was like

say happy

big smile

show me your pearly whites

say cheese

all the while i was doing my mouth closed smile i had been practicing for weeks

she then got angry

MOVE YOUR FRINGE OUT OF YOUR EYES!

SAY HAPPY!

i moved my fringe but didn't say happy

her distress was amusing

my photo ended up me looking into the distance with a smug no teeth smile on my face

but this year i just walked in and smiled with my teeth

i have no idea how it turned out

and honestly don't want to know

i will be faced by the realisation of this in a few weeks

trends, trends, trends

some things are in one day

out the next

but my new trend has lasted 3 days so far without getting banned

everyone clap

my new trend is legwarmers and it has passed the 3 day mark

lasting longer than any of my previous trends

i so far have 2 followers

and have been asked alot where i got my legwarmers from

so hopefully i will have more followers soon

yew yew

i think i will wrap this up

with a rap

about tomorrows and valentines day events for me

yo yo yo
tomorrow i will go to school
to get an education and let my trends rule
my best girls caity meg ju and emily
are staying in my front room with me
to watch me umpire netball and play sardines
cause we are ultra hip teens
on the day of love we are going out
to charlies diner, everyone shout!
now my main man harry will wrap this bitch up for us

ebay and stomach pains

i have been writing alot of poems lately

none good enough for you to see yet

but i was thinking with a bit of tuning up these poems could be songs one days

maybe i'll sell them to taylor

or do what paris hilton did and make my crappy voice good by using effects

i will call my debut album

'ebay and stomach pains'

mainly because the last few days while i have been writing these

i have been engorged in ebay

and in immense suffering due to stomach pains

i will start off with ebay

i am selling all of my beanie kids

all like 120 of them

and also browsing for super cute items of course

its ebay, why not

and for the last few days i have been feeling unwell,

not being able to eat full meals, throwing up, and deranged sleep paterns

'but lord behold bethany isn't eating everything i thrust at her' says mother

so now she thinks i have gone annorexic and is force feeding me

and also making me drink apple and blackcurrent flavoured urine

because quote 'do you want to have to go to hospital and be put on a drip'

the answer to that is of course no

but i definatley do not have to be subjected to drink this foul beverage ever half hour

on to other news today i tried to set a trend and was once again unsucsessful

dang it,

todays top trend was buttons done all the way up and ribbon around neck

gossip girl style

but no, these conformist teachers have it out for me and my trends

i may just have to join the uniform committe

in the words of ronald weasley from harry potter puppet pals i must say to trannie and kerr kerr

'why must you hurt me this way'

i keep on coming up with these cool trends and having to stop them right away

first it was suspenders

that lasted a day and a half before kerr kerr swooped down and stopped me

like wtf

he wears diamante cuflinks

D&G belts and a multitude of purple shirts

not to mention his long pointy italian shoes

but noooo suspenders are evil and musn't be worn

and today with trannie making me take out my ribbon

grrr at her!

what is with these people crushing our induviduality

how dare they

but on a brighter note

meg wore her bright yellow spence shirt to school today

it was an 'awful colour' and made her blind me while getting onto the bus

but this must only mean one thing

well a few things were possible

i will give you options

a)something to do with spence
b)she wants to be a builder
c)she wants to be a fireman
d)she is blind

the correct answer for those of you that guessed was of course C

being inspired by the recent bush fires meg has decided to do something for the community

you too could join the cfs at http://www.cfs.sa.gov.au/site/home.jsp

nah that was all a joke

the correct answer was a

it was swimming carnival sign up day

and i have signed up for more than half the events

this will be fun :)

i hope

lol

well i must go off to write a book reveiw for a layout website

and get into megs latest trend polyvore

so before you click the little X in the corer of the page

i wanna make you smile incase you haven't already


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

i love it

bye bye xx

:D